Why sleep when you can surf porn?

No, I don’t surf porn. Not that I mind porn in anyway, I just very seldom feel the need for virtual boobage.

Anyhew, I’ve totally screwed up my sleeping schedule. Again. See, it starts when I’m sitting at my computer/TV/PS3 and I don’t feel like going to bed “just yet”. I’m starting to think to myself, “Oh it’s ok. I can stay up just a little longer”. Of course, “a little longer” in the end means going to bed at 7 AM. Not good.
So, instead of getting my beauty sleep on, I’m chatting with nerds on IRC whether QT is better than GTK. Hells yeah I got my priorities straight.

Oh right, Heath Ledger died. Didn’t see that coming.
True to his assholery attitude towards anything and/or everything, Fred Phelps and the misfits of the Westboro Baptist Church are going to protest his funeral. Why you might ask? Well, he did portray a gay cowboy in Brokeback Mountain, furthering the homosexual agenda that will one day cause God to have a shitfit and kill us all with fire falling from the sky, thats why!
If you haven’t read about the WBC you should. They make scientologists seem sane, and that my friends is quite a feat.

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