Survival tip #1

July 3, 2009

A mosquito drinks between 0.001 and 0.01 millilitres of blood per “serving”. To simplify things, lets say the little blood sucker on average drinks 0.005 millilitres of blood each time.
A human body on average contains 5 litres (5000 millilitres) of blood. This means that if one million mosquitos attacked a human at once, they would suck the poor soul dry (5000 / 0.005 = 1000000).

Tip of the day people: If you see a cloud of approximately one million hungry mosquitos coming your way, run. Run like the wind. Your life depends on it.


Oh the good old days…

January 19, 2009

When gay meant happy and AIDS didn’t exist.


God is everywhere…

October 3, 2008

From The Local: “Swedish Muslim finds Muhammad in a mango”

In your face americans! We have crazy people here too!


Hail Jesus!

September 29, 2008

A story about asshats

July 10, 2008

Today I’m going to tell you a story. A true story even.
For those that do not know this, my parents own a small business here in Sweden and has run it for the last 15 years. A while back they found out about this thing called “The internets” and thought that a webpage for their company would be a good idea, something I’ve been trying to tell them for the last 10 years.
Anyhew, they contacted a company to help them setting it up and after a while it was.

Everything was fine. Until a few months ago that is. My dad got a phone call from a company calling themselves Terrapro. They claimed that someone was trying buy domains with my parents companys’ name under different top domains.
You see, my parents only bought http://www.myparentscompany.se since they run a small local company and saw no need to buy .com, .net and so on.
This salesman said he would sell them these domains for something like 10 000 Swedish kronor (That would be around $1500) but that they had to go through with the deal right away or he would have to let the domains go to the next interested buyer. My dad said he would be interested in getting some information but did not accept any deal on the phone. He was quite surprised when soon after that a bill for 10 000 SEK came in the mail.

Not being a complete retard, my dad tried to contact Terrapro so he could explain that there never was a deal and that he refused to pay anything. Of course no one replied. Not on the phone or by e-mail. Dead silent. Finally dad sent a last e-mail saying again that he refused to pay and that lawyers would be contacted should this company try anything. Again, nothing was ever heard from them so we all assumed they moved along to the next victim.

Well…it isn’t over. Yesterday mom found out that http://www.myparentscompany.com/net/org/eu now hosts a porn site. Annoying as hell I agree but it’s not the ednd of the world. I doubt any of their customers would mistake a site with ass to mouth videos with my parents business. I checked things out a little more thorough though and found something so fucking low it’s not even funny. This company Terrapro has registered these domains IN MY DADS NAME!

I couldn’t believe it was true. These shitsticks have, even though my dad has NOTHING to do with them registered these domains, directed them to a porn site and entered his name and address as contact information. WTF?! Is this even fucking legal? I never claimed to have much faith in humanity, but damn!

So, to anyone still reading this. Make sure it comes out that Terrapro IT Scandinavia is a bunch of low life fucks. They should all be sued to hell and sodomized with a fistfull of rusty nails.


Crap…

May 6, 2008

Some asshat stole my bike again. For the fifth time. If I ever get a new bike again I’m going to hook a fucking car battery to the frame and listen to the screams.


I support the troops!

April 26, 2008

So, apparently 11 years ago the US congress banned sales of sexually explicit materials on military bases. I suppose blowing someones brains out is a-ok but watching some titty fucking is a big no-no. Oh well, magazines like Playboy or Penthouse are still allowed since they are not explicit enough to ban.
Of course, that wont fly for some religious nutbags. The American Family Association and the Alliance Defense Fund has now demanded that these types of magazines get banned as well.

I’ll be the first one to admit that if Sweden ever went to war, I’d hide under my blanket and hope it all went away. I’m not a fighter. So if some people are willing to fight for their country (And no, I’m not condoning the war in Iraq) and all they want in return is to be able to spank the monkey now and then, I’m in total support of that.

Seriously, who are these people that thinks this is an issue worth taking up? Do they really have so much time on their hands they manage to get upset over this? I demand that Bill O’Reilly dedicate his next show to asking why AFA and ADF do not support the troops.