Sweden sucks

September 22, 2010

Actually, Swedes suck. At least 300 000 moronic ass clowns who though that voting for the “Swedish Democrats” was a good idea. Nice going, you’ve just voted a bunch of nazi racists into government.
Seriously, I’m embarrassed to be a Swede today.

Oh, and if any of my friends voted for them, you’re not my friend anymore. Just FYI.


Why Al Franken is awesome…

January 10, 2009

Suck it Coulter!


November 25, 2008



November 5, 2008

a president you don’t cringe when you think of. Congrats America.

(On a sadder note it seems Prop. 8 in California is going to pass. Hang in there my pole smoking friends, That too will change one day. In the meanwhile why not go to Michigan where medical marijuana just got legal and pretend to have glaucoma)

Bring it!

October 27, 2008

You’re a homophobe you pussy

October 25, 2008

It amazes me that so many people are against gay marriage. Really it does. I dare anyone to come up with ONE good reason why gays should not be allowed to marry. Just one. The truth is there isn’t one.

The only reason people are against gay marriage is that they are a bunch of homophobes but of course they don’t have the balls to stand up and say it. “The bible says it’s a sacred bond between a man and a woman”. Yeah well the bible also says slavery or stoning your children for being disobidient is ok, so go out and buy a black guy to mow your lawn or smash your kids face in with a rock when he/she eats candy before dinner then. Fucker.

I heard Palin is one of those jackasses that believes homosexuality is a choice. So…when did she choose to be straight? I really can’t remember signing a piece of paper asking me if I wanted to be gay or straight. Does that make me bisexual or asexual? I should mail her and ask.

What are people afraid of? Is their marriage going to be worth less because two adult people that happen to be gay get married? Would you love your wife/husband any less if gay marriage was legal everywhere? Of course not.
I love my wife more than anything, and that it not going to fucking change just because George Takei marries his boyfriend. Who the fuck are you to say who can and can’t get married? I especially love the irony that people that are against gay marriage (Or gay rights in general) are usually conservatives. You know, the ones supposedly for personal freedom and small government. Now they want the government to butt in and limit peoples freedoms. Of course, to them gay people might not be people in the strictest meaning of the word.

If people had the balls to say: “I don’t like gay people, I don’t want them to have the same rights as me” I could respect that opinion. A fucked up opinion granted, and one I would not agree with, but still a real opinion.

No, when you think about it there is no good reason to be against it (Plenty of retarded reasons though). People just use religion as some kind of cover for their hatred of gays. With religion they don’t have to have an opinion of their own, the bible is on their side after all.

This is just another way religion is fucking things up for people. We should just abolish the concept of marriage and just call everything civil unions. Period. Churches should not have the right to marry people anymore. Sure, they should be able to have their ceremony if they like to, but it should not be legally binding what so ever. Just sign a paper and BAM, you’re married. Gay or not.

Dear Sarah Palin…

October 3, 2008


I swear to God I will pistol whip someone if she keeps that up.